HUMOR IN UNIFORM#
Brass: “We need to discuss the 500 gold chicken expense.”
Lulu: “FAMILY chickens.”
Brass: “And this 800 gold receipt marked ’emotional damage recovery’?”
Zy: “The void was VERY loud that day.”
Brass: “Vyrneese, explain the tavern tab across FOUR cities.”
Vyr: “I was making friends! That’s… bad?”
Brass: “I’m 58. Purple hair. Perfect eyeliner. Raising five financial disasters.”
Reyn: sips tea “You’re doing wonderfully.”
Brass: “DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM.”