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The Purple Hair Philosophy

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“I’m 58 years old. I survived the goblin cartel wars, three trade crashes, and raised you disasters. I EARNED the right to have purple hair, perfect eyeliner, and wear whatever earrings I want. The ledger doesn’t lie, and neither does my stylist.”

Brasskeese, explaining why she doesn’t care what the Stormwind nobles think of her appearance

The nobles, for the record, are terrified of her anyway.

The purple hair just makes it official.